The Lighter Side of JzB

Here you will find photos, poetry, and possibly some light-hearted foolishness. For the Heavier Side
of JzB
see my other blog,
Retirement Blues. (There be dragons!)

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Every day visits*
From Moose, Goose, and Orb Weaver
All seized by Haiku


"Why moose and goose?" you may ask. Back on 2/04/13 Pirate wrote a haiku with an elk in it, and I responded with
one with a moose and then included him every day. A few days later in comments Mystic asked "Where's the goose?"
So I started including her with this post on 2/07. A week later on the 14th, Mark Readfern
asked for and received a spider. The rest is history.

*Well, most days, anyway. Grant me a bit of poetic license.

Thursday, February 7, 2013

Carpe Diem #116 - FADO




Fateful sailor's song
Of his saudade and woe
Sting of salt water

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Sad song of longing
All things flow to the ocean
Rest there in the depths

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When I lost my love
I took my boat out to sea
Drowned there in my tears

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Fado guitar strings
Plucked like the strings of my heart
Then I lost them all

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Song of lost antlers
When the sea drowns the forest
The goose will not fly

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When moose sings fado
Then the elk stares in wonder
Goose plucks the guitar

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Wednesday, February 6, 2013

Sensational Haiku Wednesday - Follow



In the field fallow  
Scarecrow -  that feckless fellow
Looks but can't follow

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Far from the furrow
The old sow is farrowing
Litter runt follows

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   Were I to tango
Down the cobbled streets at night
Would you follow me



Join the fun!

Carpe Diem #115 - Tango


River of silver
Your passionate ebb and flow
Inspires the tango


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Estuary dance
Mingling of wave and current
Sea in river's bed

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Slaves and peons dance
With passion and street wisdom
Later - high culture


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She twirls and pivots
Skirts sailing high like rain clouds
Long legs entice me


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Seductive swaying
Senorita holds me close
Who could resist her


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Lost in the tango
Dance or mating ritual
Feathers stand on end


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Enticing tango
Intoxicated moose dance
Tangle of antlers


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Carpe Diem #115


Theme INTERNATIONAL HARVESTER.  From a world of opportunities, Jeff Stillman has plucked four common, in-the-language two-word phrases, in which the first word is transformed from a pre-position modifier to a near-homophonic country name, which is also used as a pre-position modifier, yielding a new humorous phrase.   Not sure where Jeff is from. It's it's north of the border, this could be an example of Canada Dry humor.

17 A. European auto club device? : HUNGARY [HUNGRY] JACK.  From pancake mix to a tire-changing tool from my ancestral homeland.    Useful if you're hungry and tired.

27 A. Balkan primate? : GREECE [GREASE] MONKEY.  Not a car mechanic, but an inhabitant of the Athens Zoo.  Remember, monkeys, but not apes, have tales.

43 A. Mideast orchestral group? : QATAR [GUITAR] STRINGS.  Russia broke it's strings to tiny Qatar after an incident in 2011, but [presumably] the band played on.

 57 A. South Pacific 18-wheelers? : TONGA [TONKA] TRUCKS.  Not sure why, but this one is my favorite.   The kingdom of Tonga is a sovereign state comprising an archipelago of 176 scattered island, of which 52 are inhabited.   If you have a spare 14 minutes you can take this tour.  Toy trucks are optional.



Hi gang, it's Jazzbumpa, your tour guide for today.  Can't say I'm a big fan of globalization, but let's grab a GPS and see where Jeff takes us.


Tuesday, February 5, 2013

Carpe Diem #114 - Mariachi




Music conceived in a vocal and/or stringed instrument tradition tends toward sharp rather than flat keys.  Flat keys do not lie as comfortably on stringed instruments.  So, a great deal of classical music is written in keys like G, D, and A (1,2, and 3 sharps.)  Mariachi music [like blue grass] can be in even more remote keys like E and B (4 and 5 sharps - or "sharks" as we jazz guys call them.)

Brass instruments are comfortable in keys containing a few flats.   Jazz and concert band music is generally written in flat Keys like F and Bb.  The sharp keys can be daunting.  Besides jazz, I've been playing in a symphony orchestra for the last decade and have gotten pretty comfortable swimming with the sharps.



Mariachi brass
They play in such awkward keys
Easier for strings

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Powerful singers
Violins and guitars flow
Rippling trumpets

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Mariachi sounds
Bright joyful music rises
South of the border

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Mariachi play
Joyful music fills the air
Even the moose dance

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Carpe Diem # 114

Monday, February 4, 2013

Carpe Diem #113 - Joyful


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Old man blows his horn
Music flows out from the bell
Makes a joyful noise

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Once I was depressed
Then played at a festival
Music was my cure

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Planted long ago
The seed became a stout tree
Today it brings joy

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Old man's greatest joy
To see all his grandchildren
Growing strong and free

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In early Springtime
Moose stare in wonder

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Moments of joy
Little hints of heaven
Here on earth

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Carpe Diem Special #20 - Flowering Branch of the Plum

Inspirational Haiku

The flowering branch of the plum
Gives its scent
To him who broke it off

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My humble attempts


When I kiss the cook
No matter the wine I drink
I smell of garlic

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Adulterer bathes
Water cannot wash away
The musk of passion


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One night long ago
Old vows broken new ones made
I still remember

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 Long years of pursuit
One life of fear one of hate
Javert's suicide


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Ask not for whom
The cherry blossoms weep
They weep for you


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 After a day of 
Delights what aroma lingers
What memories endure


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Sunday, February 3, 2013

Carpe Diem # 112 - Buddha



Under the blue sky
Above the soil of the earth
Find the middle way

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You
Tried
As an
Ascetic
Found that path wanting
Buddha show us the middle way

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Buddha help me find
The way to escape from Yer
Pirate's spam filter
 
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Saturday, February 2, 2013

Friday, February 1, 2013

Carpe Diem # 111 - Staff, Walking Stick

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What we found looks almost identical to this image.


Found a Shillelagh
[Walking staff or stout weapon?] in
My mother-in-law's house

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This stout walking stick
Hand-me-down from her father
An Irish relic

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As a fib

This
Old
Walking
Stick handed
Down generations
Is it full of fight or magic?

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When writing The Hobbit in the early 1930s Tolkien gave the name Gandalf to the leader of the Dwarves, the character later called Thorin Oakenshield. The name is taken from the same source as all the other Dwarf names (save Balin) in The Hobbit: the "Catalogue of Dwarves" in the Völuspá The Old Norse name Gandalfr incorporates the words gandr meaning "wand", "staff" or (especially in compounds) "magic" and álfr "elf".



Gandalf Mithrandir
Great staff-wielding wizard
Source of Wise Council

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"Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger."
  -  Gildor Inglorion


As a haiku

Do not meddle in
Gandalf's affairs for he is
Subtle and Testy

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Carpe Diem # 111