The Lighter Side of JzB

Here you will find photos, poetry, and possibly some light-hearted foolishness. For the Heavier Side
of JzB see my other blog, Retirement Blues. (There be dragons!)

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Every day visits*
From Moose, Goose, and Orb Weaver
All seized by Haiku

"Why moose and goose?" you may ask. Back on 2/04/13 Pirate wrote a haiku with an elk in it, and I responded with
one with a moose and then included him every day. A few days later in comments Mystic asked "Where's the goose?"
So I started including her with this post on 2/07. A week later on the 14th, Mark Readfern
asked for and received a spider. The rest is history.

*Well, most days, anyway. Grant me a bit of poetic license.

Thursday, February 14, 2013

Carpe Diem # 122 - Jealousy


Famous Photo - I found it here



I say "I love you"
The thing you must never know
I want to OWN you

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She has eyes on Bob
Wants to catch him in her snare
She flirts with Charlie

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He checks out the blonde
Then gets angry and pouts when
She checks out soldier

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I check her e-mail
Is there a cyber affair?
She checks my e-mail

~ : ~ : ~

I love you so much
If we are not together
I'll have to kill you

~ : ~ : ~

Moose has a long face
Best cow has flown with the elk
Goose flies with cuckoo 

 ~ : ~ : ~

Update: per Mark's request

Unjealous Spider
Infidelity - no chance
Has her mate for lunch
 
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7 comments:

  1. MarkFebruary 14, 2013 at 9:46 PM

    Those critters are weaving a tangled web! (Hey, where's Spider in all this?)

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  2. AnonymousFebruary 14, 2013 at 10:05 PM

    haha i'm so laughing at the crazy truth in that second haiku ^^ adorable photo!

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  3. AnonymousFebruary 15, 2013 at 3:14 AM

    hahahhahaha Sir you did a superb job.. hilarious in every sense. I loved the last one..

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  4. Woman'n'BeyondFebruary 15, 2013 at 7:02 AM

    Superb, jealousy showing all its nasty faces, but its your writing that makes me jealous. You are so effortless!

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  5. Woman'n'BeyondFebruary 15, 2013 at 7:02 AM

    Superb, jealousy showing all its nasty faces, but its your writing that makes me jealous. You are so effortless!

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  6. brudbergFebruary 15, 2013 at 3:13 PM

    Ah the green eyed monster in all it's ugly shapes. But the spider one takes the price.

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  7. ChèvrefeuilleFebruary 16, 2013 at 12:58 PM

    All wonderful on jealousy. Thank you for sharing.

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