The Lighter Side of JzB

Here you will find photos, poetry, and possibly some light-hearted foolishness. For the Heavier Side
of JzB
see my other blog,
Retirement Blues. (There be dragons!)

I claim copyright and reserve all rights for my original material of every type and genre.


Every day visits*
From Moose, Goose, and Orb Weaver
All seized by Haiku


"Why moose and goose?" you may ask. Back on 2/04/13 Pirate wrote a haiku with an elk in it, and I responded with
one with a moose and then included him every day. A few days later in comments Mystic asked "Where's the goose?"
So I started including her with this post on 2/07. A week later on the 14th, Mark Readfern
asked for and received a spider. The rest is history.

*Well, most days, anyway. Grant me a bit of poetic license.

Monday, April 8, 2013

Carpe Diem #166, Libra (The Scales) (Zodiac 7)



~ 1 ~

there are few things as 
unsettled as a libra
out of balance

~ 2 ~

justice should be blind
maybe even deaf and dumb
but not stupid

~ 3 ~

ruled by venus
how do you keep your passions
in balance libra

~ 4 ~

moose and goose
find a balance among
air earth and water

~ 5 ~

libra's balance pan
as good a place as any
for orb weaver's web

~~(:)~~

 

Carpe Diem #166


Sunday, April 7, 2013

Five Sentence Fiction


Sticks and stones might break my bones, but these can cut all the way to my soul.

When we have them, things aren't going well.

I've heard that one is sufficient, to the wise.
 

Mendelssohn wrote a song without them.
 

You could kiss me to make them stop.



Lillie McFerrin Writes

VisDare 14

I'd had my eye on her for days.   When the time was right, I'd approach her. 

All right - truth to tell, I was working up the nerve.  But today was the day.  I'd boldly walk right up to her, and if things went well, sweep her into my arms.

Finally, I felt ready.  The time was right.  But on this day of all days, as her long strides took her on her way, and I set out to approach her, she had on a leash what must be a new pet.

And it was - of all things - a woman!

Carpe Diem #165, Virgo (The Maiden) (Zodiac 6)

Our granddaughter Amanda is a wonderful dancer and, with her early September birthday, also a Virgo.   She has been accepted to attend a week-long summer intensive program in New York with the Rockettes this summer, finishing off with a performance at Radio City Music Hall.  Here is a video of her as the Sugar Plum Fairy in a local production of the Nutcracker from last December.   Full disclosure: she is my lovely wife's granddaughter - but we do play nicely together and share.





 ~ 1 ~

lovely maiden
dreams of reaching the heights
dancing with the stars

~ 2 ~

old man watches
granddaughter on the stage
shines star-like with pride

~ 3 ~

confusing myths
maiden   wheat   fertility
and mother mary

~ 4 ~

moose and goose
drawn to the maiden's charm
no - wait - unicorns

~ 5 ~

lurking in the midst
of the maiden's sheaf of wheat
a spider

___\|/___

 

Carpe Diem #165

Saturday, April 6, 2013

Carpe Diem #164, Leo (The Lion) (Zodiac 5)

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~ 1 ~

fierce nemean lion
first victim of herakles
skinned with its own claw


~ 2 ~

the sun in leo
of course - the fire within
burns generously


~ 3 ~

i'm the lucky one
beautiful leo lady
shares her life with me


~ 4 ~

under leo's sign
moose and goose pay homage
to the king of beasts


~ 5 ~

when spiders unite
they can tie down a lion*
[only if they're quick]


* Ethiopian proverb

~ : ~ : ~

Carpe Diem #164

Friday, April 5, 2013

Carpe Diem #163, Cancer (Zodiac 4)



~ 1 ~

herakles' foe
hard shell no protection
cast into the stars

~ 2 ~

just the idea
that far off stars rule our lives
makes me quite crabby

~ 3 ~

goose is perplexed
why is her good friend moose
in such a bad mood

~ 4 ~

orb weaver looks up
envying the sky crab
in her web of stars

 ~~~  69  ~~~

Carpe Diem Special #30, Chèvrefeuille's 'Golden Tree'




root trunk branch leaf bloom
one unit for a lifetime
just like our love

Carpe Diem Special #30

Wednesday, April 3, 2013

Carpe Diem #162, Gemini (Zodiac 3)



~ 1 ~
 
great for a fling
always ready for adventure
unfaithful lover


~ 2 ~

mercurial one
ardent in your love today
tomorrow who knows


~ 3 ~

o gemini
why are there two of you
in one body


~ 4 ~

second game
can the tigers take two straight
from the twins*


~ 5 ~



 jamie and cersei
love kept in the family
which one is evil


~ 6 ~

moose and goose
do not look at all alike
but have twin spirits


~ 7 ~

orb weaver meets
her equally hungry twin
which one survives

~~~  II ~~~

* as it turns out -- no, alas 

 ~~~  II ~~~

bonus:
As an afterthought it occurred to me that my mother is a twin,
but she and her sister are taurus not gemini.
They are the last remaining of nine siblings.

mom and her sister
non-identical twins
i got the good one


~~~  II ~~~

Carpe Diem #162

Tuesday, April 2, 2013

Carpe Diem #161, Taurus (Zodiac 2)



~ 0 ~

look for the taurus
[not always high in the sky]
above a full moon

~ 1 ~

stubborn plodding
taurus has eyes on the prize
but will it get there

~ 2 ~

a constellation
light years away rules one's life
sounds like bull to me

~ 3 ~

venus rules in you
but does your sign oh taurus
make you love a bull

~ 4 ~

moose says to goose
taurus leaves me unimpressed
i too am a bull

~ 5 ~

like a taurus
single minded orb weaver
has eyes on the flies

 ~~~(:)~~~

Carpe Diem #161

Monday, April 1, 2013

Carpe Diem #160, Aries (Zodiac 1)




~ 1 ~

ares and aries
War god and battering ram
clashing in the sky

~ 2 ~

why should I let
a group of far away stars
get my goat

~ 3 ~

aries is ready
for a springtime ritual
will ewe be the one

~ 4 ~

goose high in the sky
blocks moose's view of aries
no antlers to ram

~ 5 ~

orb weaver spins
at the edge of the ram's pen
the sign of aries

~~( : )~~

Carpe Diem #160