L.A. Times Crossword Wednesday, September 18, 2024 Larry Snyder

Theme: Trans-atlantic misdirections.   In-the-language phrases are repurposed and given a humorous twist with a distinctly British flare.  Note that two of the theme fill are grid-spanners.

16 A. Arugula researcher at Cambridge?: ROCKET SCIENTIST. Rocket is one of the several names for arugula, an edible annual plant in the family Brassicaceae used as a leaf vegetable for its fresh, tart, bitter, and peppery flavor.   I did not know that, and assume that usage is more common in Britain, where Cambridge is a university dating back to the year 1208, in a city of the same name.   Of course,  a ROCKET SCIENTIST is generally one who works on rocket propelled vehicles.  

25 A. Pristine field for Manchester United?: PERFECT PITCH.   A PITCH is the playing surface for the game of association football. Its dimensions and markings are defined by Law 1 of the Laws of the Game, "The Field of Play". The pitch is typically made of natural turf or artificial turf, although amateur and recreational teams often play on dirt fields. Artificial surfaces are allowed only to be green in color.

Manchester United is a team playing soccer, or as it is known across the pond - football.  The phrase "Perfect Pitch" more commonly refers to the ability to identify or recreate a musical note of a specific frequency without a reference point. I don't have it.

40 A. Sweater for a thrill-seeker's leap off Tower Bridge?: BUNGEE JUMPER.  The Tower Bridge spans the River Thames near the Tower of London.  A BUNGEE JUMPER is a thrill-seeker, regardless of the jumper's location.  But in British parlance, a JUMPER is a warm top that covers the arms - more or less what we would call a sweater.  Bungee jumping is the activity of leaping from a high place while secured by a long nylon-cased rubber band around the ankles.  I am not tempted.  

52 A. Pure sausages at the Rose & Crown pub?: ABSOLUTE BANGERS.  Back in England, BANGERS are sausages.  The term dates from WW II, when, due to meat shortages, sausages were made with watery fillers that wold explode during cooking.  More recently, a BANGER is something that is exceptional, impressive, or of high quality, such as a song with a loud, energetic beat that is good for dancing, or becoming your personal ear worm.   I think this one is a bit of a stretch.

Hi, Gang.  Jazzbumpa reporting for duty.  I've never been across the sea, but I'm not going to let the stop me.  Let's see where today's excursion takes us.

Across:

1. Pillow structure: FORT.  Not the first thing an adult might think of, but the 9-year-old in me approves.  Also requires blankets.

5. Quick reminder: NOTE.  Put it in writing.

9. Mario racing vehicle: KART.   A variety of such vehicles used in a series of kart racing games based on the Mario franchise developed and published by Nintendo. Players compete in go-kart races while using various power-up items. It features characters and courses mostly from the Mario series as well as other gaming franchises such as The Legend of Zelda, Animal Crossing, F-Zero, Excitebike, and Splatoon.

13. Wading bird: IBIS.  Any one of a group of long-legged wading birds in the family Threskiornithidae that inhabit wetlands, forests and plains.[4] "Ibis" derives from the Latin and Ancient Greek word for this group of birds. It also occurs in the scientific name of the western cattle egret (Bubulcus ibis) mistakenly identified in 1757 as being the sacred ibis.

14. Board game based on pachisi: SORRY.   Sorry! is a board game that is based on the ancient Indian cross and circle game Pachisi. Players move their three or four pieces around the board, attempting to get all of their pieces "home" before any other player. Originally manufactured by W.H. Storey & Co in England and now by Hasbro, Sorry! is marketed for two to four players, ages 6 and up. The game title comes from the many ways in which a player can negate the progress of another, while issuing an apologetic "Sorry!"

15. Pelvic bones: ILIA.  The ilium (pl.: ilia) is the uppermost and largest region of the coxal bone, and appears in most vertebrates including mammals and birds, but not bony fish. All reptiles have an ilium except snakes, although some snake species have a tiny bone which is considered to be an ilium.

19. "Is it clear?": SEE?   You dig?

20. Be for Halloween: GO AS.   Be dressed in a costume suggestive of some thing or somebody.

21. Deep-fryer compartment: BASKET. For holding the fryables.

22. Shower time?: APRIL.   Typically the month of Spring rains.

24. Grand crime: LARCENY.  The "grand" modifier is applied to theft of personal property having a value above a legally specified amount.

28. Flying: ALOFT.  Up in the air.

29. Hostess snack cake: HOHO.   A chocolate cake rolled with a creamy fillling

30. Yoko who said, "You can be very wild and still be very wise": ONO.  She is a Japanese multimedia artist, singer, songwriter, and peace activist. Her work also encompasses performance art and filmmaking.   She is also the widow of John Lennon.

33. Trapped fluff: LINT.  Lint is a collection of loose, short fibers or threads from clothing, hair, or other materials. It can be found on or around clothing, and can come from materials like cotton, linen, and wool.  It can be caught in a dryer filter.

34. Schematics: PLANS.  Designed representations of the elements of a system using abstract, graphic symbols rather than realistic pictures.

36. Saharan country next to Sudan: CHAD.  Chad, officially the Republic of Chad, is an independent state at the crossroads of North and Central Africa. The landlocked country is bordered by Libya to the north, Sudan to the east, the Central African Republic to the south, Cameroon to the southwest, Nigeria to the southwest, and Niger to the west.

37. Island ring: LEI.  Not an island atoll, but rather a floral loop worn as a decoration.

38. Some Korean compacts: KIAS.  Kia Corporation is a South Korean multinational automobile manufacturer headquartered in Seoul, South Korea. It is South Korea's second largest automobile manufacturer, after its parent company, Hyundai Motor Company.

39. Cran cocktail: COSMO.  A cosmopolitan, or, informally, a cosmo, is a cocktail made with vodka, Cointreau, cranberry juice, and freshly squeezed or sweetened lime juice. The cosmopolitan is a member of the Gimlet family of cocktails. 

43. Prioritizes patients: TRIAGES.  The preliminary assessment of patients or casualties in order to determine the urgency of their need for treatment and the nature of treatment required.

46. Afro-Cuban dance: RUMBA.   This term can be applied to various music and dance styles originating in Cuba, or styles that are similar.

47. __ to the core: ROTTEN.  Said of someone devoid of any redeeming or positive characteristics.

48. Digital indulgence, casually: PEDI.  Short for pedicure, a cosmetic treatment of the feet and toenails.

49. Vintage TV brand: RCA.  A former corporation that was the dominant electronics and communications firm in the United States for over five decades.  It did not survive a series of poor business decision in the face of strong international competition.  

55. Highlighter tone: NEON.   Any of the extremely bright, intense, and vibrant versions of primary and secondary colors, such as red, blue, green, yellow, and purple.  They are so named for the bright colors  of neon lights

56. Doughnut, mathematically: TORUS.  In geometry, a torus is a surface of revolution generated by revolving a circle in three-dimensional space one full revolution about an axis that is coplanar with the circle. 

57. Frantically: AMOK. In an uncontrolled and disruptive manor.

58. Randomly generated IDs: SSNS.   Social Security Numbers.

59. Soaks (up): SOPS.  Absorbs.

60. Sutures: SEWS.   Applies stitches holding together the edges of a wound or surgical incision.

Down:

1. Some December decor: FIRS.   Evergreen trees, wreaths or branches.

2. __ d'amore: OBOE.   A double reed woodwind musical instrument in the oboe family. Slightly larger than the oboe, it has a less assertive and a more tranquil and serene tone, and is considered the mezzo-soprano of the oboe family,   I played in a symphony orchestra for 16 years, and don't recall ever seeing one.

3. Brand with a cable car logo: RICEARONI.   a boxed food mix that consists of rice, vermicelli pasta, and seasonings. To prepare, the rice and pasta are browned in butter, then water and seasonings are added and simmered until absorbed. It is a product of Quaker Oats Company, a subsidiary of PepsiCo.  It is also known as the San Francisco Treat.

4. "Shame" sound: TSK. 

5. Pretzel option: NO SALT.  Would need mustard or cheese dip.

6. Tolkien baddies: ORCS.  A race of humanoid creatures best known for their service as footsoldiers and slaves to the Dark Lords of Middle-earth. Even when not in thralldom to an evil master, Orcs rarely if ever had non-violent interactions with Elves, Men, or Dwarves.

7. Part of TNT: TRI. In chemistry, TNT stands for 2,4,6-trinitrotoluene, a man-made, odorless, yellow solid that is used as an explosive:

8. Safety stations in some labs: EYE BATHS.  As described here, a specialized fountain designed to flush the eyes with water to remove foreign material. 

9. Lowbrow art: KITSCH.  Art, objects, or design considered to be in poor taste because of excessive garishness or sentimentality, but sometimes appreciated in an ironic or knowing way.

10. Tough to tell apart: ALIKE.   Similar.

11. Out of bed: RISEN.  Having moved up from a reclined position.

12. Frayed: TATTY.  Worn out, in poor physical condition.

14. Immovable: STOIC.   Calm and unemotional.

17. Wading bird: EGRET.   A heron with mainly white plumage, having long plumes in the breeding season.

18. DEA agent: NARCO.  Slang or derogatory term for a drug enforcement agent.

23. Deflating sound: PFFT.  Air under pressure escaping though a small opening.

24. Animal helped by a mouse in a fable: LION.  A kindness is never wasted.   

25. Shadow: PALL.  A dark covering, as of smoke or dust.

26. Author Wiesel: ELIE.  Eliezer "Elie" Wiesel [1928-2016] was a Romanian-born American writer, professor, political activist, Nobel laureate, and Holocaust survivor. He authored 57 books, written mostly in French and English, including Night, a work based on his experiences as a Jewish prisoner in the Auschwitz and Buchenwald concentration camps.

27. Temporary stage: PHASE.  A distinct period or stage in a series of events or a process of change or development.

30. "For crying out loud": OH SPARE ME.  When someone is tired of listening to another person or is in a state of disbelief, they may respond with "spare me"

31. Identify: NAME.  Establish or indicate who or what someone or something is.

32. What wavy lines might represent in a comic: ODOR.   Usually an unpleasant one.

34. Pesto need: PINE NUTS.   The white seeds of some pine trees, often used in cooking 

35. Falls behind: LAGS.  Falls behind in movement, progress, or development; not keeping pace with another or others.

36. Word with over or through: COMB.  A strip of plastic, metal, or wood with a row of narrow teeth, used for untangling or arranging the hair.   A comb over is an arrangement of sparse hair attempting to cover a bald spot.  To comb through is to conduct a thorough search.

38. Passover potato pie: KUGEL.   A baked casserole, most commonly made from egg noodles or potato. It is a traditional Ashkenazi Jewish dish, often served on the Sabbath and Jewish holidays.

39. Chutney seed: CUMIN.   The aromatic seeds of a plant of the parsley family, used as a spice, especially ground and used in curry powder.

40. Conductors' tools: BATONS.  A thin stick used by a conductor to direct an orchestra or choir.

41. Darkness personified, in Greek mythology: EREBUS.  Erebus is the personification of darkness and shadows, and is also the name of a place in the underworld on the way to Hades.

42. Notorious apostle: JUDAS.  Th apostle accused of betraying Jesus in the Gospel accounts.

43. Like one honored by a pink, blue, and white flag: TRANS.   An umbrella term for persons whose gender identity, gender expression or behavior does not conform to that typically associated with the sex to which they were assigned at birth.

44. Garb donned by Oxford dons: ROBES.   A long flowing outer garment.

45. "Them's fightin' words!": IT'S ON.   An exclamation of readiness, eagerness or anticipation for something especially if it is a competition or confrontation. 

48. Crime drama suspect: PERP.   A perpetrator of a crime.  Alternatively, a crossing word in a crossword.

50. Cornfield nuisance: CROW.    Any of various large usually entirely glossy black passerine birds of the family Corvidae and especially genus Corvus.

51. Queries: ASKS.  Inquires.  Those questioning minds want to know.

53. All __ often: TOO.   With distressing frequency.

54. Electric alternative: GAS.  This could refer to natural gas vs electric for a cooking stove or gasoline vs battery power for a vehicle.  You can choose.

On that energetic note, we bring today's adventure to a close.  No extra charge for the birds and solid geometry.

Have a pleasant autumn.  I'll be back in October.

Cool regards!

JzB