The Lighter Side of JzB

Here you will find photos, poetry, and possibly some light-hearted foolishness. For the Heavier Side
of JzB
see my other blog,
Retirement Blues. (There be dragons!)

I claim copyright and reserve all rights for my original material of every type and genre.


Every day visits*
From Moose, Goose, and Orb Weaver
All seized by Haiku


"Why moose and goose?" you may ask. Back on 2/04/13 Pirate wrote a haiku with an elk in it, and I responded with
one with a moose and then included him every day. A few days later in comments Mystic asked "Where's the goose?"
So I started including her with this post on 2/07. A week later on the 14th, Mark Readfern
asked for and received a spider. The rest is history.

*Well, most days, anyway. Grant me a bit of poetic license.
Showing posts with label Three Word Wednesday. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Three Word Wednesday. Show all posts

Wednesday, February 18, 2015

Tree Word Wednesady #415

Today's Words:

content
evolve
sober

In my view, all of human history displays two overarching themes:
1) warfare,
2) the desire of a small privileged elite group of leeches to dominate the rest of the population.

These both result from greed.  To the greedy, no amount is ever enough.  Whatever you have, they want, and they are coming to get it.


sober assessment
when will we evolve enough
to be content



Wednesday, February 11, 2015

Carpe Diem # 666 and Three Word Wednesday No 414





my first impression

in the poppy field
burning with a russet glow
no need for sunset

a more light hearted impression

down the poppy slope
that girl catching my eye
she impresses me


today's words:
devious
frown
venemous

i took the challenge of forcing these works into a quasi-ku, 
which drove a dark turn into the opium trade

devious ladies
[each smile an inverted frown]
pick venomous buds

Wednesday, February 4, 2015

Three Word Wednesday



Desire
Shiver
Wilt

those nights of desire
your fingers made me shudder
why then did it wilt

Wednesday, September 18, 2013

3WW CCCXLVII

The three words:
Easygoing
Fact
Handsome

Three three-word entries in the form of haiku-shaped word clusters

~ 1 ~

the sad fact is that
easygoing handsome man
smells like a sewer

~ 2 ~

easygoing holms
not especially handsome
has a nose for facts

~ 3 ~

a sly handsome man
easygoing with facts
spins seductive tales

~~~ 

3WW CCCXLVII



Wednesday, September 4, 2013

3WW CCCXLV

Our words:
Disgust
Pout
Wad




watch her feign disgust
pretending to pout as she
snaps her wad of gum

3WW CCCXLV



Wednesday, August 28, 2013

3WW CCCXLIV

The Words:
Anticipate
Fearless
Serene

~~~

Something I wrote:

i so eagerly
anticipate her coming
even changed the sheets


~~~

never fearless though
what if she changes her mind
or loves someone else


~~~

later much later
she sleeps serene in my arms
between twisted sheets

~~~

3WW CCCXLIV

Wednesday, August 21, 2013

3WW CCCXLIII

Reading Mystic's Blog put me in a desert frame of mind.





in the desert
that distinct image you see
is just a mirage


~~~

in the desert
my thoughts aren't irrational
i hallucinate


~~~

in the desert
i'm as sullen and prickly
as a saguaro

~~~

3WW CCCXLIII

Wednesday, August 14, 2013

3WW CCCXLII

Today's words:

Distraught
Habitual
Regulate

I was going to let this go, then I saw Mystic's wonderful White Egrets post.  
That prodded me into action.


old man looks around
distraught in his solitude
where's the old woman


~~::~~

moose and goose finding
comfort in meadow and stream
habitual playgrounds


~~::~~

orb weaver's work
a sticky trapping net
to regulate flies

 ~~::~~

3WW CCCXLII

Wednesday, March 13, 2013

Three Word + Sensational Haiku Wednesday

The three Wednesday words:
Careful
Hug
Mistake


Plus from Sensational Haiku Wednesday
Sensational (of all things)

Mixing memes, I offer this vignette in senryu form.



she was so careful
with her affection always
sleeping alone

~ : ~

nobody to hug
nobody to break down
her wall of ice

~ : ~

was it her mistake
to be so resolute
or finally give in

~ : ~

being less careful
be it mistake or not
accepting a hug

~ : ~

she discovered
the sensations were indeed
sensational

~(!)~

Wednesday, March 6, 2013

3WW CCCXIX

Our three words:
brutal
grope
transfer

Dark. An invitation to the dance macabre.   It's beyond my capacity to make anything nice out of these words.  So - let's get it over quick.


an unwanted grope
a brutal fluid transfer
another conquest


Now I must go scrub my brain with a Brillo pad.



Wednesday, February 20, 2013

3WW CCCXVII and Sensational Haiku Wednesday

This weeks words for 3WW:

Heave
Ponder
Valid

This week's haiku theme:
Alternatives




The Love Song of Phil Anders

First adultery
Jalapeños in raw sugar
Deep breaths heave between sighs

Time to ponder
The grip of other thighs
Memory and strange scent carried home

New adventures
 

Sense to hide the evidence
That makes each succeeding conquest valid

~ : ~ : ~

Alternatives

Adulterer's quest
Variety in partners
Evidence to hide


Join the fun!

Wednesday, February 13, 2013

Carpe Diem #121 -- Greed; Plus 3WW CCCXVI

Our three words are
Cumbersome
Morbid
Rampage

Our Carpe Diem prompt is Greed - one of the 7 deadly sins





 Cumbersome this load
I acquired in my rampage
Morbid I still yearn


 $$  :  $$

Root of all evil
Acquisitive by nature
Moral dilemma


$$  :  $$

STUFF - what's mine is mine
I love THINGS like Smaug loves GOLD
[What's yours is mine too]

$$  :  $$

How much do I need?
A question for the ages
How much stuff is there?


$$  :  $$

Money and power
Fungible if you have them
While most go hungry


$$  :  $$

I'll have another
More - I'm still not satisfied
So I'm taking yours


$$  :  $$

Greed for chocolate
There's only one morsel left
Would I share with you?


$$  :  $$

Some say greed is good
As Moose ponders his next move
Goose lays Golden Egg

$$  :  $$



Thursday, January 24, 2013

Sensational Haiku Wednesday + 3WW CCCXIII

Only one day late.

The SHW theme is a traditional nature themed haiku.


Though the sun shines bright
The cold is biting today
Winter has arrived

It's unusal to see a haiku in upside down pyramid geometry.  Somehow, that shape pleases me.

And for 3WW

Icy and polite
Old lovers meet in Winter
And brag in silence

~  ~

In January
It is not polite to brag
Of icy feelings


Join the fun!



Wednesday, January 16, 2013

Three Word Wednesday

3WW  CCCXII

DISMAL
LUSCIOUS
WAFFLE

Feeling if not dismal then at least minimalist, I do not waffle in offering you these luscious, though brief thoughts.  [Wow, was that lame!]



To waffle at the
sight of a luscious waffle
Is indeed dismal

~  ~  ~  ~  ~

Maple? Blueberry?
Dismal syrup waffling
Luscious treat grows cold

~  ~  ~  ~  ~

Pancake or waffle
I waffle. They're luscious.  I
Get dismal oatmeal

~  ~  ~  ~  ~

She is so luscious
So then why does he waffle
E. D. is dismal
 

Wednesday, January 9, 2013

Three Word Wednesday CCCXI

 Three words for TWW CCCXI:

FOCUSED
PAIR
VACANT

A Vignette [or is 
It a morality play?]
Told in Haiku Form


Into the vacant
House crept the pair so focused
On the physical

~  ~

Yes she drank too much
He was focused on her pair
Her eyes were vacant

 ~  ~

Focused on the wrong
Target this vacant pair missed
A chance to find - what

~  ~

A pair of strangers
Now they pass focused on the
Distant horizon

~  ~

Why have I focused
On this pair of vacant souls
What is their message




Thursday, January 3, 2013

Three Word Wednesday - CCCX

This week's three words:

IDLE
NAGGING
PACE

Here they are in a perverse limerick.


A racy girl's pace was to sidle
Up to a jock lounging idle;
Mock him with nagging face
Till he went to her place
And had fun with a whip and a bridle.



[Sometimes I can't resist horsing around]

Wednesday, December 26, 2012

Three Word Wednesday CCCIX

Today's words:  Detonate, Limber, Tedious

Granddaughter Amanda as the Sugar Plum Fairy in The Nut Cracker


Tedious to stretch
But keep those muscles limber
Detonate in dance


Wednesday, December 19, 2012

{Sensational Haiku, Three Word} Wednesday

These prompts make me a bit more somber than the silliness you might have come to expect.  My mother-in-law has been in an extended care facility for several months.  They are trying hard to help here there, but she does little to help herself, and is growing weaker physically and emotionally.

Mentally, she's an enigma, and seems to wander among various degrees of past and present reality.  She's always been very sharp, so this is really quite disturbing.

Plus, a dear friend of mine who was an educator and a wonderful musician, only in his early 70's, is deep in the grip of dementia.   He now lives with his daughter and can't remember how to find his way to the bathroom.

SHW promptFamily
TWW CCCVIII promptsEcho, Hardship, Softly



Family memories
Echo softly -- the hardship
Of dementia nears



Join the fun!


~  ~  ~  ~  ~

A non-haiku on the 3 words
Inspired by Pigeon Diaries 


Always speak softly of lost love
The echo is a drumbeat in your heart
Memory marches on in hardship


~ ~ ~

Update 12/20: As a haiku

Lost love - speak softly
Your heart's drumbeat - echos of 
Memory's hardship

This one has 1st-3rd line interchangeability;
a feature I haven't previously considered.

Memory's hardship
Your heart's drumbeat - echos of 
Lost love - speak softly

I think the second version seems a bit more coherent.

I'll at least be thinking about interchangeably in the future.


Friday, December 7, 2012

Three Word Wednesday CCCVI

On Friday again.  Bear with me, it's a busy week.

This week's words:

BATTLE
FLUID
HARVEST

They fit together compactly like this.



Haiku I

I harvest the grain
Distill it into fluid
The Battle is yours

Haiku II

That generation
Called GREAT Battled with Fluid:
The Harvest of War.

Six word story

Battle
Your bottle:
The Fluid Harvest

 ~  ~  ~  ~ ~

My father's generation - those who fought in WW II were traumatized as only the battle-stricken can be.  PTSD was not recognized or understood back then, so they self-medicated.  With alcohol.

What become known as our greatest generation was a legion of drunks.

I am not making this up.


Friday, October 26, 2012

Three Word Wednesday . . .

.  .  .  on Friday.

GRAPES, with Gratitude

DANGLE on the vine;
By LABOR transformed; NEATLY
Bottled for my use.