The Lighter Side of JzB

Here you will find photos, poetry, and possibly some light-hearted foolishness. For the Heavier Side
of JzB
see my other blog,
Retirement Blues. (There be dragons!)

I claim copyright and reserve all rights for my original material of every type and genre.


Every day visits*
From Moose, Goose, and Orb Weaver
All seized by Haiku


"Why moose and goose?" you may ask. Back on 2/04/13 Pirate wrote a haiku with an elk in it, and I responded with
one with a moose and then included him every day. A few days later in comments Mystic asked "Where's the goose?"
So I started including her with this post on 2/07. A week later on the 14th, Mark Readfern
asked for and received a spider. The rest is history.

*Well, most days, anyway. Grant me a bit of poetic license.

Saturday, April 13, 2013

Carpe Diem #170, Aquarius (The Waterbearer) (Zodiac 11)



~ 1 ~

ganymede
favorite of Zeus
carries his water


~ 2 ~

aquarius
share your rains and rivers
with thirsty man


~ 3 ~

thirsty old man
wishes for more than water
in his cups


~ 4 ~

moose and goose
both can be very happy
in the water


~ 5 ~

saturn rules spiders
aquarius rules mankind
who rules spiderman

~~~~~~~

Carpe Diem #170

Flash 55 - aGoT

A GAME OF THRONES in 55 words.

White Walkers!

Gared loses his head.
 

Wolves for Starks.
 

Robert Hands it to Ned
 

Bran flies.
 

Jon: his back to the wall.
 

Don’t trust Baelish
 

Catelyn, Dwarf, Lysa, Brat.
 

Imp, Bronn, Mountain men
 

Daenerys loses everything
 

Robert gets boared
 

Ned loses his head
 

Arya escapes, Sansa doesn’t
 

Displaced queen cum Kaleesi has hot time.
 

Dragons!



For this week's FF 55 entries
visit The G-Man

Six Word Saturday

Worst
Cold I've
Had in YEARS!


Friday, April 12, 2013

Carpe Diem #169, Capricorn (The Sea Goat) (Zodiac 10)



~ 1 ~

pity sad pricus
no matter how hard he tries

~ 2 ~

goat-fish in the sky
with horns and dorsal fin
scaling the heights

~ 3 ~

look up in the sky
it's a goat - it's a fish
it's superstition

 ~ 4 ~

goose says to moose
there is something fishy
about that goat

~ 5 ~

scary for campers

~~~(:)~~~

Carpe Diem #169

Thursday, April 11, 2013

100 WCGU -- Week 84

Amazing -- first draft weighs in at EXACTLY 105 words!



My father, never a fearful man, was terrified that I’d get some girl “in trouble.”

Shy, socially awkward me – what a joke.

There was a girl I had my eye on, Jenny: slender, dark-haired, cute, but not the type other guys would notice.

But she was shy, too.

Not so Sheila.  I don’t know what drew her to me.  Maybe it was the challenge.

She took me for a walk in the woods, a quiet place where we were utterly alone.

She knew what to do and how to do it, and as the line was crossed, I knew I’d never be quite the same.

 ~~~\|/~~~

100 Word Challenge – Week#84




Five Sentence Fiction - EDGE

Metal Sculpture - Onaway, MI - Photo by JzB


It came at me snarling, teeth bared.

I recoiled at the stench - burned meat, sewage, old ashes, sulphur.

So it took me for a craven and reared high above me for the kill.

There is always a soft spot somewhere on a dragon's belly, if you are lucky enough find it.

As my blade pierced it's tender flesh, the scream it let loose was an even worse assault on the senses than the smell.




Lillie McFerrin Writes

Carpe Diem #168, Sagittarius (The Archer) (Zodiac 9)



~ 1 ~

chiron or crotus
more confused mythology
is the arrow true


~ 2 ~

naive straight shooter
often blunt with people who
can't handle the truth


~ 3 ~

old man remembers
harsh words spoken in haste
they can't be undone


~ 4 ~

moose and goose don't fear
words of sagittarius
only his arrows


~ 5 ~

like an archer
spider pierces her victim
with a fatal sting

 ^  
~~~||~~~ 

 

Carpe Diem #168



Carpe Diem Special #31, Chèvrefeuille's 'the scent of Autumn'


 Autumn in Michigan - Pic by JzB

Inspirational Haiku

aki no kaori hiisu no ue ni mangetsuno hikarino nakawo aruku

walking on the heath
in the light of the full moon
the scent of autumn



My humble offerings

~ 1 ~

old man sniffs and smells
wood smoke apples pumpkin spice
winter is coming

 ~ 2 ~

autumn aromas
tell goose it's time to migrate
moose is now forlorn

~ 3 ~

scent of autumn tells
insects to over-winter
spider sits and waits

~:~:~:~:~

Carpe Diem Special #31

Wednesday, April 10, 2013

Haiku Heights


April A2Z Heights - Day 10 - Incense


all these funerals
spirits voices smoke rising
i tire of incense

~~~(:)~~~

Seven funerals or memorial services in eight months

Too many sad times

Tuesday, April 9, 2013

Carpe Diem #167, Scorpio (The Scorpion) (Zodiac 8)



~ 1 ~

ruled by mars
according to tradition
battled the hunter


~ 2 ~

orion's bane
sent by earth mother to teach
man humility

 
~ 3 ~

death
where is thy sting
on scorpion's tail


~ 4 ~

old man
does not fear the scorpion
stomps it with his heel

 
~ 5 ~

scorpion always
wants to be in control
moose and goose retreat


~ 6 ~

even the spider
is no match for the killer
scorpion

:)~~~~?

 

Carpe Diem #167