Don Gagliardo and C.C. Burnikel
Cross-posted (with a few last minute corrections that did not find their way back here) at
THE CORNER.
Theme:
Solve This Puzzle. Each theme answer is a 3-word, common, in-the-language phrase beginning with the letters
S,
T, and
P, in that order.
16. Makes an offer more desirable :
SWEETENS THE POT. Adds some inducements or incentives to an offer you can otherwise refuse.
27. Hopelessly ruined :
SHOT TO PIECES. Literally destroyed by firearms, figuratively in a bad state for any reason.
36. Stock trader's goal :
SHORT TERM PROFIT. The average holding period of stocks purchased on the NYSE is about 20 seconds. I am not making this up.
44. "Satisfaction guaranteed" catchphrase :
SURE TO PLEASE. Ad slogan.
58. Editor's "Whoa!" :
STOP THE PRESSES. Wait a minute, something just came up . . .
And the unifier:
58. Auto additives co. that hints at this puzzle's theme :
STP.
A company that makes engine oil and fuel additives, functional fluids and appearance products for your car or truck, and sponsors racers.
Hi gang, it's JazzBumpa, fresh from rehearsal and finishing off a busy day with an outing with our good friends C.C. and Don. Hop aboard and let's see where they take us.