I sheepishly offer my response to this challenge, in exactly 99 words.
THE WOLLENSPOOF SONG
To the stables down at Scrooge’s
To the place where Scroogie shears
To the dear Old Time Pole Barn we love so well
Sing the Wollenspoofs assembled
With their hooves all raised on high
And the magic of their bleating casts its spell
Yes, the magic of their bleating of songs Scroogie loves so well
"Shall I foreclose" and "You owe me" and the rest
We will serenade our Scroogie while life and voice shall last
Then we'll we’ll go and become mutton with the rest
We're poor little lambs who have lost our way
Baa, Bah, Humbug!
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Update: If anyone doesn't get the reference, they are to Ebeneezer Scrooge and The Wiffenpoof Song.
What I didn't realize is that what I've done here is a parody of a parody. Welcome to the parody parade.