Limericks
On 50 Shades
I had 50 hot cups today
Of milky and sweet Earl Grey,
‘Cuz that’s what it took
To get through this book.
Now babe are you ready to play?
On 50 Shades of Gumby
I’d say it’s nifty and keen
To get kinky with someone who’s green
But I’d prefer a fuzz muppet
To a clammy clay puppet
It’s more cozy, ya know what I mean
On and on
The cat couldn’t hack up his fur ball
After he swallowed the gerbil
He gets no relief
As he struggles to breath
And he’s turning 50 shades of purple
Summa Appoligica
These modern times most poets won’t
Object to rhymes made on a slant
Keep everything right
With rhythm that’s tight
And rhyming can be nicely bent
On learning the word "doggo"
My doggie avoids every fight
‘Cuz fights give him such a bad fright
So he’ll always try
To carefully lie
Doggo in the still of the night
On trading verses with Mad Kane on Facebook
I’m dancing with Maddie Begun
Kane and we’re having such fun
Tripping light and airy
With vocabulary
Now that the beguine has begun
That's all folks
I think you have had a lot of fun with these. I found the ones on the 50 Shades hype especially amusing.
ReplyDeleteIndeed, I did.
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JzB
Ha, yes the 50 shade one's was great, and you did great on the rhythm that to me is more important the rhymes with a limerick..
ReplyDeletewow, how delightful, a really fun read of your Limericks
ReplyDeletethanks for linking in at Monday WRites
much love...
These are hilarious!
ReplyDelete…of earl grey. Funny! All are quite clever
ReplyDeleteoh I enjoyed these!
ReplyDeleteI loved all the smiles you gave me with this one.
ReplyDeleteThese are very good limericks indeed!
ReplyDeleteA limerick is amusing that has
ReplyDeleteA theme with some razzamatazz.
It's a dull day
With just shades of grey,
But it's brighter when adding some Jazz!
SWEET!
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