The Lighter Side of JzB

Here you will find photos, poetry, and possibly some light-hearted foolishness. For the Heavier Side
of JzB
see my other blog,
Retirement Blues. (There be dragons!)

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Every day visits*
From Moose, Goose, and Orb Weaver
All seized by Haiku

"Why moose and goose?" you may ask. Back on 2/04/13 Pirate wrote a haiku with an elk in it, and I responded with
one with a moose and then included him every day. A few days later in comments Mystic asked "Where's the goose?"
So I started including her with this post on 2/07. A week later on the 14th, Mark Readfern
asked for and received a spider. The rest is history.

*Well, most days, anyway. Grant me a bit of poetic license.

Saturday, March 30, 2013

Trifextra: Week Sixty-One

The challenge:

This weekend we're asking for exactly 33 words including an idiom somewhere within.  Examples of idioms include - add fuel to the fire or wear your heart on your sleeve.  You can find more examples and a definition of idiom here.  Good luck!

Hey, no prob!



I was horny, and came on like gangbusters.
She, mad as a wet hen, knocked me for a loop.
I was seeing stars.
But they were porn stars.
I was in hog heaven.



  1. oh, lawdie . . . hubbymoose would like this. He sees porn stars, too.

    and, THIS moose likes your moose, goose, orb weaver haiku. :)

  2. Glad he got to see the porn stars. So what happened next? Fun piece!

  3. Fun! Can you make a wish upon a (porn) star?

  4. Ha! This is fantastic! Great use of the prompt.

  5. Ha!ha!At least he got to see a bit to appease his "visual" needs -the "physical" bit will hopefully be satiated when she calms down?;-)Enjoyed this :-)

  6. you knocked me for a loop on this one too - very funny!


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